Punished Driver 

The most based user to ever live. hobbies include purposely pissing people off, being a bigot, and posting repulsive imagery. lost count of how many servers he's been banned from. calls the people who have blocked him his kill count.

David: Hey guys did you hear that Punished Driver got banned
Kyle let me guess right wing extremism and shock porn.

Punished Driver by Dr. Able September 24, 2021

punished matty 

a smoi boi.

Ice: It’s OVER smoi boi
I have the HIGH GROUND

punished matty

punished matty by Rachjumper February 12, 2018

Punished "venom" snake 

literally me

Woman: Casey You're so fucking hot can you please rape me?

Punished "venom" snake aka me: ok

Punished "venom" snake by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024

pope punished 

The action brought upon young children by the popes raging sexual desires.

"Daddy the pope punished me today"! "Son tell me exactly what hole the man tore apart with his massive holy staff"!?

pope punished by lord damp nutksdom f March 7, 2017

Never Punished 

What Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) says when something RNG dependent happens (i.e. not dodging a critical hit on one of his Pokemon by not switching into a different Pokemon)

Almost dies to a wild Pokemon with Explosion
"Never punished boys!"

Never Punished by Tritonist July 18, 2021

too big to be punished 

Powerful interests that are not subjected to normal legal proceedings, but instead are allowed to settle out of court and out of criminal charges, and keep their profits. In rare cases where prosecution and related settlements are even attempted, they seem outrageously small in relation to huge profits and the blatant disregard for the law by the perpetrators. Many would be easy to prosecute because the evidence is well documented by a large paper trail, and has thousands of potential witnesses that support the prosecutors case.

In many cases the "too bigs...." are responsible for massive amounts of damage to the economy and creating devastating personal losses for hundreds of thousands of people.

The banks have developed a fail safe way of robbing and defrauding their customers and tax payers, by pleading they are too big to fail, and too big to be punished.

too big to be punished by mlhiss March 22, 2012

Wii Punished 

To not be allowed to do anything that is good for you, but still be allowed to do bad things.
You get yelled at for doing nothing and have to do homework even if you don't have any.

Symptoms include talking like a depressed person and saying you want to spend time with people you never hang out with.

You may also get yelled at for driving more than 15 seconds away from your house or going to a friend's house more than once a month and staying out past 4pm.

Person 1: Hey man wanna come over today and play wii?
Person 2: Sorry
Person 1: Dude what happened?
Person 2: I wanna spend time with Dianna and Brodrick cause I never get a chance.
Person 1: Dude, you totally got wii punished.
Person 2: No...
Person 1: You smell like Janathan.

Wii Punished by Wiitard December 9, 2008