To not be allowed to do anything that is good for you, but still be allowed to do bad things.
You get yelled at for doing nothing and have to do homework even if you don't have any.
Symptoms include talking like a depressed person and saying you want to spend time with people you never hang out with.
You may also get yelled at for driving more than 15 seconds away from your house or going to a friend's house more than once a month and staying out past 4pm.
Person 1: Hey man wanna come over today and play wii?
Person 2: Sorry
Person 1: Dude what happened?
Person 2: I wanna spend time with Dianna and Brodrick cause I never get a chance.
Person 1: Dude, you totally got wii punished.
Person 2: No...
Person 1: You smell like Janathan.