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Public School 

The places that a lot kids age 5-18 go to 5 days a week for 6-8 hours. They are basically prisons, trying to cram useless information in your brain. They lock you in classrooms, and don't let you go to the bathroom until class is over. And even in those 4 minutes in between classes, you still can't use the bathroom cause everyone else is.

Some public schools (like mine) have a very severe drug problem, and have even had police come because of it. They say that what they're teaching you is just preparing you for the next grade, so when are we gonna do actual learning, and not preparing?

Everyone bullies you, even the teachers. One of my teachers called 3 boys some "waste of air" and literally no one disagreed with her. She was old and senile, and nobody liked her. Except for one of my friends that I was fake to. She was a good two shoes who nobody liked. I was forced to be her friend.

So yeah. Don't send your kids to public school. Private school would be nice. Or even homeschool.
Billy: I go to a private school.
Bob: Lucky. I have to go to this ratchet public school that's been around for 50 years.
Public School by Pillowincase July 12, 2019
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I went to a public school. It was exactly like daycare except i got homework.
Public School by immacoolguy12 August 15, 2011

public school 

a mini ghetto in one building. the only people who go through a public school without getting the shit beat out of them once are nerds.
Fuck you fhn. how the hell do people avoid putting the definition in the example? public school
public school by adam hussey November 8, 2006

public school 

More proof that whenever the federal government gets involved in places where they're not allowed to, something goes horribly wrong.
John Stossel's story on public schools being a piece of shit (Stupid in America, go watch it on YouTube) is 100% true.
public school by david smith, jr. February 12, 2008

Public School 

A place where kids are taught to hate anyone who doesn't conform Christians, homeschoolers, nerds, where nothing is expected of them, and where kids learn about stds, sex, and little else.
1. I'm from a public school. I've been trained what to believe what I'm told about everything, from evolution to politics. "Thinking for yourself"? What's that?
Public School by Lewis1203405 December 21, 2006

Public School 

Government funded humanist indoctrination. Turns children in to good little socialists, ready-made for the new world order.
The most important thing I learned in public school is that I'm homeschooling my friggin' kids.
Public School by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004

public school 

An establishment, funded by money coerced from honest working stiffs, in which children are taught politically correct lies, faggoty agendas, and socialist bull crap.
Hillary Clinton knows what is best for me. I know this is true because I learned it in public school.