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Preminger 

Absolute prince boss and slay king has good humor and somewhat sassy attitude but deep down inside he’s really a big softy.

Jobs and hobby’s: being a prince boss, singing songs that slap and loves fashion
Favourite colour: purple
Favourite animal: dogs especially poodles

Hates: simpering simpletons,morons,idiots and cats and probably a lot of other things too…

Relationship status: married to Annelieses mother whom he married to get her riches
“Preminger is an the best character in Princess and the pauper and slays at being a prince boss”
Preminger by CharlESee June 28, 2022
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Preminger 

Princes boss (to you), royal advisor, rags to riches bitches, keeper (stealer) of the last gold of the royal mines
Master Preminger is so sexy and fine.
Preminger by barbieconConnoisseur August 18, 2022

Preying Mantis 

A preying mantis is a woman who, while orally pleasuring a man, bites the head of the penis right when the man is about to cum, much like the female insect (preying mantis) will eat her mate after the reproduction process.
Guy 1: Dude why is there blood on your pants?
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!
Preying Mantis by Layssiege February 9, 2010

Peeing sitting down 

When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.

Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.
Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.
Peeing sitting down by Im a wizard. September 15, 2016

Peeing your knickers 

Expression often uttered by the notorious Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen in response to overly-excited contestants that deliver 1 decently cooked dish and shit the bed for the rest of service.
Girl 1: OMG chef Ramsay served my wellington! *high five*
GR: Don't start peeing your knickers yet Amanda you slow cow.

peeing your pants 

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do

Preening 

Mostly associated with females however also seen in males, preening is the act of trying to make oneself more attractive to a potential mate or person of the opposite sex.

A common preening technique is straightening of clothing or flicking of ones hair.
More showy forms of preening would include metaphorically wiping dust off ones shoulders showing they are smooth commonly seen in some men trying to impress.
Dianne saw an attractive guy sitting on the park bench

Guy looks up at her
Dianne instant ly reacted by preening herself, flicking her hair before walking past the guy
Preening by Mudekdek October 2, 2017