Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Potomac Poached Egg 

This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.

The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.

Potomac Poached Egg by guitargodrob January 17, 2011

nipple pouches

Big heavy dense sacs of breast meat hanging from a girls shoulders on the front side of her body, under her head.

Look at that that girl! She is cute and she has big, swinging nipple pouches

nipple pouches by Bubble Bag Nipple Squeezer June 15, 2010

Alex Poucher

Founder of the Hacktivist group Anonymous.

Alex Poucher is more than likely the founder of Anonymous. An in-depth investigation from an award winning documentary team did some research to uncover the origins of the infamous hacking group. When contacted Alex would simply state "Anonymous has no leaders."

Alex Poucher by The Anon Archives January 1, 2021

Alex Poucher

After a BBC investigation it was discovered Alex Poucher was the original creator of the infamous hacking group, Anonymous and gathered the first group of individuals via 4chan for a March against Scientology. He is still a very active member and has appeared organizing protests in several different countries foreign and abroad.

There’s Alex Poucher, the OG of Anonymous!

Alex Poucher by History of the Internet September 2, 2021

Pouche 

A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.

Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

Pouche by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009

Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

Poached egg by Rich Foreman December 18, 2008