porked 

The act of having a pig shot at you.

Dood that fucking prawn just porked you.

porked by Kemystboy1 October 18, 2009

porked 

Broken or not working properly.

The Internet connection is porked. I can't access any sites to do research for my assignment.

porked by watman April 7, 2009

porked 

When your friends ditch the plans you had and leave you hangin'

We were all supposed to go to the club but Tracey totally porked me

porked by Erica January 26, 2004

Porked 

When a male is fucking another person, and when they're about to cum they say " oink oink" or squeal like a pig ( each to their own) and as the partner looks up at you, you whisper " did you like my pork sausage"

Jesse: I porked my girl lastnight

George: oh really bro did she like your pork sausage

Porked by Jesus the King May 7, 2016

Porked 

Insulting someone who fell for a dumb scam.

You dumb as shit bro, you seriously got porked by that guy?

Porked by SlangerDanker May 21, 2023

Porked 

In a difficult situation

“I have no idea what to do… I’m so porked

Porked by moose ears April 2, 2024

Porked the York 

The act of slapping a piece of ham on your partners back during sex. Preferably doggy style but technique can be altered for your preference.

"Yeah Kylie we porked the york this morning. That's what I call breakfast in bed!"

Porked the York by Young Dj JJ Thickems August 31, 2017