pop a squat 

Pop a squat simply means to sit down on any sort of seat. Often used by old people.

Hey, pop a squat over here.

pop a squat by BurdenInHand December 30, 2014

pop a squat 

yardy know its when ya gotta shit and the only way to do it is to squat and pop it out.

MOOOve i gotta pop a squat, brittany get out of my wayy its comin out hot!

pop a squat by bender j fry August 10, 2018

Pop a Squat 

Another term for taking a seat on something, such as a stool, chair, toilet. It can also be used when describing a huge dump that has just been taken.

"Why don't you pop a squat right here so we can talk?"

"Dang, I just popped a squat on the can, don't step in there for a year!"

Pop a Squat by Joshie G. May 7, 2010

pop a squat 

To sit down, usually used by kids.

Yo sup, pop a squat and have a burger.

Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.

pop a squat by Alex Nichols June 3, 2005

pop a squat 

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.

Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!

pop a squat by Walker Watson July 21, 2006

pop a squat 

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.

Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!

pop a squat by Walker Watson July 21, 2006

Pop a squat 

To tell Joe's bitch ass to take a seat to piss.

Hey Joe, instead of pissing on the new heated floor, pop a squat.

Pop a squat by Sal! March 2, 2023