poopitation 

To meditate while pooping. For many people the only time you are truly alone is when your in the bathroom pooping. You close your eyes and enter a state of deep meditation, allowing your mind to be clear and your body to expel toxins.

Joe has been much less stressed since he started utilizing poopitation practices daily.

poopitation by The Art of Mayhem September 19, 2019

Pooprection 

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

Pooprection by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

poopination 

the act of poopinating
(see poopinating)

yo man i am about to commit poopination

poopination by MRoDz923 November 15, 2010

Cooperation 

What all dads want for Christmas

"All I want for Christmas is cooperation and some God damn peace and quiet." - Fathers everywhere

Cooperation by Matt_Hewa November 25, 2020

poopulation 

The euphoria that comes after one is relieved of an enormous poo. That relief that you feel, then the feeling of weighing less. This especially occurs after you've been holding it in for an extended period of time.

A: Dude, you look really happy right now. Why is that?
B: I'm in an extreme sense of poopulation.

Or:

Alex: Molly, say that Russia's POPULATION is higher, not their poopulation, I doubt that that is included on the chart.
Molly: -laughs- Good point.

poopulation by Alex Clayden April 16, 2008

postperation 

The events following the event that is prepared for.

I was too tired to clean up the party postperation.

postperation by photogkid March 31, 2009

Pooptraction

When you get the urge to poop and it comes and goes in waves.

I feel a pooptraction coming on right now.

Pooptraction by Zinantha March 30, 2019