Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

Polack don’t crack 

Polack don’t crack is the Polish version of Blacks don't crack. It means when a Polish person/someone of Polish decent doesn’t seem to age.

Karen is Polish and looks in her 30s when she’s nearly 50!! Wow polack don’t crack!!

Polack don’t crack by Jeanyevill July 28, 2019

Jackson Pollock 

When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock

I'm going for a Jackson Pollock

Jackson Pollock by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017

plastic pollocks 

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)

pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!

plastic pollocks by truckintim87 April 8, 2009

Jackoff Pollock 

While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.

I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.

Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?

Jackoff Pollock by Mouskey March 30, 2011

Jackson Pollock 

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!

Jackson Pollock by greddm August 13, 2011

The Jackson Pollock 

When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.

Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.

The Jackson Pollock by RoyCoup November 15, 2012