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A plamf is a sheet sniffer.
Check him.. he's a plamf.!
Plamf by Big Wullie no 1 February 21, 2023
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Ka-plamf 

1. when a conversation gets boring, say "ka-plamf" and you will get responses

2. to say something is cool, awesome, sweet, sick, etc.
1. person 1- yep..

person 2- yeah...

person 1- KA-PLAMF!

person 2- lol what?
2. person 1- dude did you see the new arrivals at forever 21?

person 2- yeah, bro they're ka-plamf!

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
plamp (n.) (combination of the words, "plant" and "lamp") (adj. plampy) (adv. Plamply/plampily) (v. plamping, to plamp) (sentence {v}: plamp it up!)

PLAMP:

1) a meme word referring to the vibes of a DJ livestream ascertaining to the presence of PLants + lava lAMPs, a noticeable recurring theme for online DJ sets.

2) The general vibes of watching a livestream from quarantine, often while partying at home, stemming from the recurring presence of plants & lamps on DJ livestreams.

Often used in a standalone fashion in a chatroom or comment but usually accompanied by emojis, exclamation marks & substituted for other words in phrases, lyrics or sentences.

Note that neither plants nor lamps need to necessarily be both present nor at all for the general vibes of plamping to be felt. Pants are discouraged and are often cited as being a part of the plamping vibes and definition although not mandatory or necessary for plamping to commence.

Origins:
Plamp was 1st coined on Truthmusic's Twitch channel on Saturday during the 1st livestream weekend of quarantine 2020 on the radio show Dark, Deep & Dangerous.
TOKiMONSTA had big plamp vibes during her lit livestream DJ set on Digital Mirage.
plamp by CX7_ChrisOC April 17, 2020

Camp Plamp 

Widely misused in the world of EDM to allegedly mean being loyal to a music stream containing Plamp. Actually means to craftily masturbate.
He's really enjoying this set, but did he just camp plamp on himself?
Camp Plamp by Benny XI July 8, 2020

plamegate 

Nixon had Watergate, the Clintons had Whitewater. This is Leakwater.
Often called Plamegate, Rovegate or the CIA Leak Case, Leakwater is a better name for the White House scandal over the leaking of a CIA operative's name to discredit and intimidate her husband and other White House critics. See also "The Leaker," a John Sherffius cartoon of July 11, 2005, which shows Karl Rove taking a leak on the CIA seal.
What's the President up to now? This smells worse than Leakwater.

(alternate name: Plamegate)
plamegate by RSD September 6, 2008