Pitia 

A nigga with a rocket launcher.

Did you see Pitia yesterday?

Pitia by Its.Dat.Boi.Pitia December 16, 2017

pitiful excuse for a used douche 

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

pitiful excuse for a used douche by Telephony November 16, 2013

Piticul 

A person who basically is a failure at everything they attempt and life. But everyone doesn't want to be a dick to them,so they're constantly encouraging them.

Jason:Janice your so piticul, but who gives a crap your hot!!!!!

Piticul by Michael Carrillo November 1, 2008

Pititus 

The act of having horribly smelling armpits.

Pronounced, Pit-i-tus, or pit-itus.

Person 1: Holy shit you smell like balls.

Person 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of pititus.

Person 1: It's cool bro.

Pititus by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009

pitipoanca 

A Romanian version of a woman gold digger, only more trashy and cheap.

She was such a nice girl, but then turned in such a "pitipoanca" and now her boyfriend is like my 90 y.o. grandpa.

pitipoanca by EKFRO April 23, 2014

pitisch 

noise made when doing a slap handshake - adapted from the noise will and jazz made after a slap handshake on the fresh prince of bel-air and traditionally used when parting.

two people (together): pitisch!

pitisch by potato - boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew April 3, 2007

pititude 

when you pity someone so much that the feeling is accompanied by sheer gratitude that you're not them

John is a devastating character with no chat; he is basically a pititude case.

Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.

pititude by James Light August 21, 2007