Pitiot

An unapologetic, ignorant lover of the pitbull breed of dogs who ignores the statistical aggressiveness and lethal rap sheet of said breed. A "pitiot" will often respond to horrible tragedies from the jaws of pitbulls by posting a video of their own pitbull licking their face.

When a toddler gets their face chewed off by a pitbull, and someone instantly asks, "Well, what was the toddler doing?", is an absolute PITIOT.

by Robb Denney December 25, 2021

pitiot

People who act like jerks and fuckin' idiots in the mosh pit. These are the people who start fights and push around smaller moshers. They also usually have their shirts off for some strange reason too.
An amalgamation of 'Pit' and 'Idiot'

Those fuckin' pitiots kicked this guy's ass at the System of a Down show.

by Metal Brian October 18, 2002

Pidiot

Someone who believes Paul McCartney died in 1966. A portmanteau of P.I.D (from Paul Is Dead) and idiot

Person 1: You’re into the Beatles right? You should talk with Jerry
Person 2: Nah, I heard Jerry was a Pidiot

by ArmChairHistorian January 5, 2021

Pititus

The act of having horribly smelling armpits.

Pronounced, Pit-i-tus, or pit-itus.

Person 1: Holy shit you smell like balls.

Person 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of pititus.

Person 1: It's cool bro.

by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009

pititude

when you pity someone so much that the feeling is accompanied by sheer gratitude that you're not them

John is a devastating character with no chat; he is basically a pititude case.

Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.

by James Light August 21, 2007

pitot

Pitot is a measuring instrument. Mostly used in aviation, measuring air pressure and giving a true airspeed.

Aircraft use pitot for airspeed and static for altitude. Pitot static system.

by J_Hawk January 9, 2008

Pitote

Mexican slang for a fairly large penis like the one I bear.

Hoe: Ay Papi que Pitote tienes. Metemelo por atras!
Guy: Lo que tu quieras Mami!

by ASESSINO February 2, 2004