penilties 

Word that a noob forum spammer, AKA bigdawg007, says when he means penalties and hasnt recieved a proper education to know how to spell.

~celebration penilties~
anyone see the terrible officiating in the georgia/lsu game. never been much of a offciating debater but, the out come of any game should never be affected by a bad call and there was two at the end of that game,SEC OFFICIATING IS FRIGIN TERRIBLE,learns the difference between celabrating with your teammates and taunting, which is what that rule is for anyways you friggin idiots,good game LSU an UGA,to bad the officials got in the way

penilties by Blacksleaf October 4, 2009

penisitus

When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.

If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.

penisitus by Soda_pop March 11, 2016

small penisitis 

A common condition that occurs in males.

Hey bro,you should have that checked out... I think you have small penisitis!

small penisitis by wldcts July 28, 2006

Peniotis 

A small penis; one of little size and mass.

Kalivas has a peniotis.

Peniotis by Miguel February 15, 2004

Poncilitis 

AKA Noncilitis

An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.

Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.

'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.

Poncilitis by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

penisitis 

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

penisitis by the hangar October 20, 2008

Penisitis 

Penisitis is a disease that kids can be born with. It is a disease that causes people to say penis or else they will get very sick and die. The most famous stripper in Africa (Haily Pourneya) was born with this life threatening and heart breaking disease.

Ex. "Did you hear about the new disease, penisitis??"

Penisitis by Haily pourneya February 7, 2022