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pathetic 

A sorry, exhausted, frustrated state of mind, self-inflicted as the result of an obsession with beating one's own score in Facebook's Pathwords game
"It's 6:00 in the morning and you've already played 10 rounds of Pathwords. You're Pathetic!"
pathetic by Boss Brian July 12, 2009

Pathetic 

Horribly unattractive people who submit photographs of themselves for the word "sexy" that make you want to claw your eyes out.
Ugh. Look at these pathetic losers posting pictures of themselves on urban dictionary.

pathetic 

inability to function normally or provide a service that meets basic expectations
He couldnt even barbeque the chicken thighs properly. He was pathetic.

He could'nt take the stro rum. He was pathetic and weak.
pathetic by baizewood December 17, 2003

pathetic 

Anyone who complains at a internet website just so they can get email.
i am pathetic
pathetic by Jennifer December 25, 2003

Pathetic 

Your life. Here's why...
Your mom charges you a monthly rent of a kiss and a hug to live in her basement.

You were demoted from your previous job because the slurpie machine was too smart for you.

You spent half of last month's salary on seeing the new Star Trek film 18 times.

Your INFLATABLE girlfriend DUMPED YOU.

The best friend you ever had was your mom's mashed potatoes...and they still are.

In high school, you failed study hall.

You had to repeat kindergarten...12 times.

You think the modern MTV is the coolest thing ever.

Unicorns give you nightmares.

In 7th grade, you were last on the list of coolest kids, right behind Dave...and Jenny...and Tim...and your child molesting sweaty ugly gym teacher..and a rock...

Need I say more? PATHETIC!
Pathetic by ThatAngryGuy9x74 May 25, 2009

pathetic 

Looking or acting miserable, often because of grief.

Online dating, trying to get chicks on Xbox Live, and staring at you female classmates with stupid excuses.
The crying girl looked so pathetic, that I knelt down to comfort her.

"I wasn't looking at your ass I was admiring your hair!"
pathetic by JET X August 23, 2016