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Sand papering 

to dry-hump a broad who doesn't want anything to do with you.
"you should have seen this broad I sand papered on the weekend."
Sand papering by Glovemonkey June 6, 2003

Wall Papering 

When it is hot outside and your balls are sweating and they stick to the side of your inner thighs, and you have to pull them off (They are sticking like wallpaper)
Damn I'm wall papering so bad
There's nothing worst when its hot out and you start to wallpaper
Wall Papering by Masterflex22 March 6, 2009

Wall Papering 

idiom

An act, (usually homosexual) where one party is standing, spread, facing a wall (much like when a police man performs a search). And the other member relentlessly ravages them from behind. Thus resembling two people putting up wall paper.
Tony: Where are those guys?
Kevin: i think they're inside wall papering each other
Wall Papering by skippyskippy November 6, 2015

sand papering 

when your at the beach with a female and you drop your hand in the sand before you stick it in her.. then as you fuck she feels like there's sand paper in her vaj-j..
i was sand papering your sister last night and left her there in pain..
sand papering by pirate bob March 15, 2008

Wall-Papering

When you wipe your ass in a porta-potty and stick it to the wall instead of throwing it down the shit hole.
"BLOODY MIGUEL WAS WALL-PAPERING THE OUTHOUSE AGAIN THAT FUCKIN CUNT"!
Wall-Papering by WillyStanky February 15, 2023

pampering 

Something you guys aren't aware of, most gentlemen and older men know this. After a man and woman are done with sex the man gets up and prepares a warmed wet wash cloth by setting it in the microwave for 30 seconds. The man then comes back to where his partner lay and either passes the wash cloth to her where she wipes herself down, pampering and cleaning herself or he wipes the woman down, thereby Pampering the woman. Not only is this a sweet gesture for your partner, this also prevents UTI and maintains cleanliness.
Frido was a handsome man who loved pampering his woman after sex, for he knew how to keep her and she loved him even more for it.
pampering by PumaTales November 28, 2017