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wall papering 

When you take a crap containing half feces, half gas. The solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in crap.
I apologise for "wall papering" next door to your meeting.
wall papering by Jonny Crapper August 8, 2007

Wall Papering 

When it is hot outside and your balls are sweating and they stick to the side of your inner thighs, and you have to pull them off (They are sticking like wallpaper)
Damn I'm wall papering so bad
There's nothing worst when its hot out and you start to wallpaper
Wall Papering by Masterflex22 March 6, 2009

Wall Papering 

idiom

An act, (usually homosexual) where one party is standing, spread, facing a wall (much like when a police man performs a search). And the other member relentlessly ravages them from behind. Thus resembling two people putting up wall paper.
Tony: Where are those guys?
Kevin: i think they're inside wall papering each other
Wall Papering by skippyskippy November 6, 2015

wall papering the closet 

to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.
Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.
wall papering the closet by ryanwvfan September 28, 2010

re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel 

No, Mary can't come camping with us this weekend. She just started re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel, and we don't want to attract any bears.

wallpapering the kitchen 

"the mother walked into the room while the young man was wallpapering the kitchen"
wallpapering the kitchen by Vutton February 27, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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