orbiter guild

orbiter guild /ˈɔ rbɪtər ɡɪld / : an internet guild comprised of orbiters leashed to the whims and approval of an egirl. One will find the guild has a female in charge, and she so happens to be the only female in the roster because the others were rejected or forced out on the basis of egirl jealousy. Has more drama than the Royal Shakespeare Company.

There was one but not only is it not a /vg/ guild anymore it is also just a failed orbiter guild

orbiter guild by AnonymousSC2 June 19, 2018

Orbiter magnet

A female who attracts a lot of beta orbiters. This is due to her friendly, sweet and talkative nature, which desperate men will mistake for a sign of her being attracted to them. This leads to a situation where a big group of clueless guys stick around in her orbit, unaware of the fact that she acts the same way towards all of them, and isn't actually interested in any of them.

She was so sweet and we had a great convo, I thought she might like me. Then I noticed that she's like that with everyone, she's just an orbiter magnet.

Orbiter magnet by OW_player March 26, 2024

Beta Orbiter 

The non Alpha Male who hovers (or orbits) around and pedestalizes women in hopes they can get their foot in the door and get chosen or laid.

That guy is always cheesing in women's faces and "liking" their Facebook posts...such a typical Beta Orbiter.

Beta Orbiter by PedatEbediyah February 2, 2015

beta orbiter 

A man a woman keeps around for platonic favors and services as well as for attention. He usually sticks around in the hope he'll some day get with her.

= Who's that guy, is he her boyfriend?

– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.

beta orbiter by SomewhereElse December 11, 2016

Beta Orbiter 

A beta male who stays within a close proximity of a female or females in hopes of eventually getting lucky. The Beta Orbiter's tactic is to befriend a female, and proceed give her constant attention via text message or in social gatherings. She keeps them in the friend zone, but a beta orbiter falsely believes he is making progress. He may often trash talk other man she tries to date, claiming that she "deserves better".

Beta Orbiters or men who are cucked up, find themselves befriending women who most likely have daddy issues.

"I know she look fire bro, but you don't want none of that, she surrounds herself with Beta Orbiters at every party. "

Beta Orbiter by straightupdrunk July 28, 2022

incel simp orbiter 

Guys who follow a niche internet micro celebrity female on social media. She’s usually a gamer girl, so they join her Discord in hopes of becoming her Moderator. She talks to them occasionally and they all think she wants to date them. They always give her what she wants, compliment her, and stalk her.

Guy 1: Wow this girl is a gamer? She’s super cool.

Guy 2: She’s so hot!

Guy 3: You guys are such incel simp orbiter freaks. I’m leaving.

incel simp orbiter by Smileymary May 2, 2022

Faggot Orbiter

A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.

She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help

Faggot Orbiter by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017