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[Oblivite] 

When you invite someone to an event, because you know they will find out that you went with a lot of mutual friends.
Oblivite: Inviting someone to an event that you really don't want to come along, because you know they will find out everyone went.

"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "
[Oblivite] by Dr. Brizzy December 11, 2016
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obliviation (ism);(ist) 

The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.
Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.

Oblivitard 

What you call someone who is so oblivious to the affection of even the hottest of girls, to an extent that he is also labled as a retard for doing so.
Guy 1: Did you see that, he didn't even notice that hot chick flirting with him!!! Guy 2: What an oblivitard...
Oblivitard by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010

oblivirate 

I WILL OBLIVIRATE YOU!
oblivirate by renir March 3, 2010

oblibidated 

Very, very drunk; intoxicated; wasted; inebriated as with large quantities of drugs and alcohol.
Today I drank 3 40's, smoked a quarter bag, and did a bunch of coke. I am oblibidated.
oblibidated by manlittle June 3, 2010

obliverated

A word used by some people who are meaning to say obliterated-to remove or destroy-commonly used in place of intoxicated. ObliVerated is not a word. In fact, when writing this definition, obliverated is underlined in red.
Oh man I got so obliverated last night. Wrong

Oh man I got so obliterated last night.
Right
obliverated by atiekg March 1, 2009

obligiated

Tobias: "I'm absolutely obligiated rn"

Jimothy: "fr fr ong ong"
obligiated by fadedthanahoe69 December 16, 2022