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nude snacks

Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019
bruh i just sent nude snacks under the door to Noah - Matthew 2019
nude snacks by matthewisntsexy October 25, 2019
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Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes 

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

nudes for nudes 

Asking someone if they want to see your nudes aswell as them showing you their nudes..
James: wanna do nudes for nudes

Ella: ok!

Nudesage 

Nudesage is when you and your girl get naked and start giving each other massages
" Sup baby, you looking to get down with a Nudesage"
Nudesage by Topsy Krettss March 21, 2016

Nude Beach Dick

A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate
.
Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."

Functionally Nude 

Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.

The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex
Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude
Functionally Nude by Gzoom August 31, 2017