muffocated 

when a man is eating out a woman only for her legs to wrap round the back of his head. Given enough force, and large enough vagina flaps, this can lead to the man suffocating and dying. This process is known as muffocation.

If exercised with care and caution some light muffocation can be a boost to anyone's sex life.

csi guy #1-he was reported missing last week, it was later found out his girlfriend had fled the country so we tracked down her appartment. he was there. dead.

csi guy #2- do we know what happened?

csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.

csi guy #3- it looks like he muffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. goddamn hippies.

muffocated by eddy baby July 26, 2006

muffinhead 

a muffinhead are people who have a muffin for a brain, its also a very sad insult

"You are a muffinhead." said BadBoyHalo

muffinhead by The Globlogabgalab February 7, 2021

muffication 

Death (asphyxiation) by cunnilingus. Past tense: mufficated

Cause of death: muffication
The 23-tear-old male was found mufficated in his bedroom.

muffication by Levee July 24, 2003

Muffintops 

The tasty top-part of the muffin, usually containing the most chocolate chips, blueberries, etc.

Let's have a picnic and eat muffintops guys!

Muffintops by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 11, 2009

Mufficated

When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose.

Her bush need to be trimmed. While I was going down town the bitch almost mufficated me!

Mufficated by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009

muffintop

The effect of a fat girl wearing jeans tight enough to make the fat around her waist spill over the top of her jeans.

Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.

Don't look, but there is muffintop behind you on the esclator.

muffintop by ryan March 24, 2004

Muffintop

A code name for a guy because his hair looks like the top of a muffin.

“Omg i think muffintop looked over”

Muffintop by Totallynotsyd February 16, 2023