Mormon Moped 

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

Mormon Moped by Mikejaret February 25, 2017

Mooged 

To be unfairly banned from a gaming server, usually by a 'witchhunt' instigated by a single player or admin.

"Why have I been mooged ffs? Bill banned me for no reason at all last night. It's just not fair"

Mooged by D NUM January 2, 2009

Keith Mooned, - ing, 

Ransacking a room, generaly a hotel room, wherein a television or some other large item is thrown through a window, usually into a swimming pool.

Remember at our highschool graduation when Bubba and Chip totally Keith Mooned our room at the Ramada Inn on Route 64?

Keith Mooned, - ing, by Rory Thompson September 2, 2005

Moped 

A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

Moped by dmpawley March 26, 2003

Moosed 

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

Moosed by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015

Moosed 

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

Moosed by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015

Moosed On 

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

Moosed On by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019