masonesque 

1. To be conceded, bossy and seemingly in charge
2. To put your needs and wishes above all others

Tom: Hey Katie, did you catch that band that played for an hour and fifteen minutes last Saturday?

Katie: Yeah, I can't believe they played so long! They were totally masonesque.

masonesque by Riley Adams August 22, 2006

maloned

verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.

2. Murphy's Law X 100

"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."

maloned by Smitty2036 February 19, 2009

Mansoned

When you are completely blazed out of your mind, most often after smoking Spice herbal blend.

Dude that new blend got me so mansoned last night, that i lost my keys and my wallet

Look at your puffy red eyes dude, you're completely mansoned right now.

Mansoned by NPB Chillin November 24, 2009

maloned

Completely destroying someone: usually by elbow, dragon kick, knee to the groin, or clothesline.

Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers

Did you see David Robinson get maloned? Fuckin' malownage. Malone just maloned his fucking ear of and he was on the maloning floor unconscious.

maloned by Karl Malone May 22, 2004

Masondo 

Coolest kid at the party. May also go by “moneybags”. Always has the vapes and nugs.

Yooooo masondo pulled up

Masondo by BluntRipper December 14, 2019

Mahoned

Popular term used when someone has been embarrased/made a fool of/proved wrong or hurt. Same connotations as the popular phrase "owned".

The phrase was created after Alexander Mahone, the fictional character portrayed by William Fitchner in the popular American Television series Prison Break.

1) You just got Mahoned.
2) I've been Mahoned.
3) i)Awww man, just lost my green'
ii)Mahoned

Mahoned by rfcjuni0r February 3, 2009

Masoner 

A hella rad beezy :). A bestfriend.

Melissa: That Molly is Such a Masoner.
Becca: Yeah, dude. I love her.
Melissa: That is my Masoner :)

Masoner by Melissa May May 25, 2008