Manstration

When men are being unrealistically emotional due to their bloodless menstruation.

Roman must be on his manstration, he’s been a bitch all morning.

Manstration by Izabeegaaaa January 26, 2023

manstration marks 

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

manstration marks by YAWA October 3, 2021

Manstruating 

When a male is going through a period of increased irritability and moodiness.

Geez, Jermaine, what's up with HB? He's been so pissy lately. He must be manstruating. Give him a manpon.

Manstruating by Pucas Leters April 15, 2008

manstruationing 

when men act like bitches all month long

Oh my God he must be manstruationing he's acting like a bitch!

manstruationing by Deecee February 25, 2015

Neverending menstruation syndrome 

When a woman is always like having she's menstruation, getting easily upset, overacting and making big deal of random stupid things.

It's a softer kind of the raging bitch disorder with attention whore features.

-Mary is acting weird and furious these days, she must be having a raging bitch disorder.

-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.

Neverending menstruation syndrome by Rodkor July 10, 2012

ministrations 

Romantic, sexual actions, usually in the realm of foreplay. Such examples are missing the partners neck, softly massaging their back, among other turn-ons. Do not mistake a blowjob for an example of ministrations, as ministrations are supposed to make your partner horny, not outright make them cum.

Despite her desperate pleas, he continued his ministrations on her neck.

ministrations by The Was-Man November 25, 2020

Manstruating 

When a guy gets really hormonal and PMS-y. They get random mood swings. It comes more often than once a month.

John was very moody Saturday. He must have been manstruating.

Manstruating by 4564315 June 9, 2011