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Cock Magpie

Like a magpie is attracted to shiny objects, the cock magpie is a girl (or guy) who just loves the cock. The cock magpie is commonly found surrounded by disproportionate amounts of male genitalia.
Aaron: "I can't believe Mark got out with that girl last night"
Tom: "Yeah i know, she's such a slag. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a corridor...."
Matty: "She's always like that, she's a real cock magpie. She just loves the cock"
Cock Magpie by *jace* March 2, 2010
Someone who hangs at the train station or bus stop or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or pocket lint. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.

Called magpies because if they have gotten it once, they'll expect it again, and again, regardless of who it is.
Person 1 : Yeah, so anyway, me and this chick...
Magpie : 'Ey man, u gutta spare smoke i can borrow??
Person 1 : No, go away
Magpie : Please man, i havent had one all day...please....
Person 1 : I saw you smoking 10 minutes ago, fuck off
Person 2 : GO AWAY you fucking mapie
Magpie : Pleeaase man, i'll pay you back
etc
Magpie by Gaxx May 25, 2006

magpie navigation

A method by which some users choose their path through websites, i.e., by clicking on the "shiny" buttons and links, with little regard for the information architecture or existing navigation hierarchy.
We made the happy path buttons larger and bright blue to facilitate magpie navigation.
magpie navigation by jfkelley March 20, 2013

Magpiemeep 

The best streamer, artist, youtuber, person in the whole world!
Person 1: Have you heard of Magpiemeep?
Person 2: Yeah! They're my favorite streamer!
Magpiemeep by Anthony Asteriks April 16, 2021
A FUKKING BIRD THAT SWOOPS YOU IN SPRING
AH I GOT ATTACKED BY A MAGPIE TODAY
OR
AH I GOT SWOOPED BY AA MAGPIE TODAY
MAGPIE by JIMIJASMINE October 8, 2018

Magpie Effect 

An overwhelming urge to purchase an item of no practical value and/or out of once price range purely based on its appearance.
Usually the item in question is either glittery or catching the light causing the victim to become entranced by said item.

At the risk of sounding sexist it primarily affects women where shoes are concerned and men in car show rooms.
“I know I can’t walk in heals, let alone 6 inch ones but they looked so pretty glistening away in the shop window, I succumbed to the magpie effect instantaneously.”
Magpie Effect by madgie February 4, 2010