Losercide 

Losercide is the act of blowing oneself up and killing numerous innocent people.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.

After two policemen wrestle a suspect to the ground, and disarm the explosives hidden beneath the individuals clothing, one cop says to the other " I'm glad that Losercide failed."

Losercide by jpg3 October 10, 2010

Loser Position

The Loser Position is where you bring both legs up over your head and point your cock right at your face, or more preferably mouth.

My goddess instructed me to get into the loser position so I could eat all my cummies!

Loser Position by Whatwat3 April 24, 2021

tonight's biggest loser 

Sal

"Sal is tonight's biggest loser"

tonight's biggest loser by lmao xdddd January 27, 2019

Loserfruit 

Loserfruit is the leader of Fruitopia (also known as Loserfruitopia). A majestical land where Fruitopian's are granted fruit powers.

Ng: "Hey man did you check out loserfruit's stream last night?"
Namejosh: "Yeah bro, I <3 Loserfruit! Kappa"

Loserfruit by gangshit345 March 16, 2015

herb ass loser 

a term furthering the insult "herb". Those called herb ass losers are the undisputed kings of all herbs.

-Yo, lets hit up the Den tonight.
-Nah, my dude, the only people who go there on Saturday nights are herb ass losers.

herb ass loser by Chuck Street Cartel April 13, 2009

sad anus loser, i go in 

A quote from the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine from when Jake had to unscramble a word to continue with a case while his Fiancé was in the pub with her celebrity crush (played by Melissa Fumero's, Amy Santigo, husband)

It unscrambles to the Film / Book Dangerous Liaisons.

Guy: Solve this puzzle, Sad anus loser, I go in
Jake: Ok these feel kind of aimed.

sad anus loser, i go in by 0ofinatior6009 March 26, 2019

flying loser 

A given student or employed person who drinks red bull(s) to pull an all-nighter to study or complete work due the next day, despite knowing completely well that their failure is imminent.

"Red Bull gives you wings"

A: Hey man, what are your plans for tonight?

B: I'm really fucked for tomorrow, I gotta pull an all-nighter with my 6-pack of sugar-free red bulls.

A: Don't worry dude, Red Bull gives you wings.

B: Time to become a flying loser.

flying loser by Axefoolio December 9, 2012