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Krabby Patty Recipe

Rumor has it, the secret recipe contains Neptune's Powder (also known as cocaine). But like the rumors, it is hoax. The Secret Recipe doesn't exist, when Plankton tried stealing the Recipe, creating a fake music band. When Plankton gets a Recipe bottle, the bass breaks it making the Recipe readable, but it only shows gibberish. So yeah, it's just a marketing catch. Krabby Patty is just an ordinary burger. But with vegetarian meat. (Stephen Hillenburg said. (R.I.P))
- Wow! The Krabby Patty is finally mine! Let's see the Secret Formula, shall we?
*REALISATION*
(We gotta get SpongeBob back!, by Joe, example of Krabby Patty Recipe)

Krabby Patty Formula 

From SpongeBob SquarePants the Krabby Patty Formula is Cocaine which is why all of fish of Bikini Bottom are hooked on Krabby Patties
Plankton: I'll get that Krabby Patty Formula one day Krabs!

Krabby Patty 

When you get some hood rat so wet, you throw her nasty unnderwear on the floor and they dry up, creating a "Krabby patty" on the floor.
Don't fuck that bitch, she will make a krabby patty!
Krabby Patty by Popit Chopit January 24, 2017

krabby patty 

1) parents call their children this when the child is being grumpy. I find it annoying.

2) the object on spongebob that plankton is always trying to get. he always fails, I say just give up.
1) "quit being such a krabby patty."
"shut up mom."

2) "curse you mr. krabbs!"
krabby patty by butterflier95 March 20, 2010

Krabby patty 

Put hamburger meat in a girls ass then add ketchup, mustard, and relish. After that eat it out
I'm gonna krabby patty that chick
Krabby patty by Gabshab December 19, 2014

krabby patty 

refers to disease-ridden female gentalia
Dude, I'm not going anywhere NEAR that chick's krabby patty!!
krabby patty by Nooch333 March 2, 2007