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clayton kershaw 

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.
I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!
clayton kershaw by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

sean kershaw 

A male porn star with a huge cock! Sean can moter boat 20 girls in one minute.
sean kershaw by jimmy skilletss February 23, 2010

Kenshawn 

A fine ass black man with a rather large penis that acts as if he's "God's gift" and rightfully so considering his large johnson. This man tends to be very smart and is so deceiving and manipulative you'll always think he's the victim. He's also incredibly resourceful but a very difficult person because he loves to go against the grain with nearly everything he does.
Example 1
Becky: I need to be dicked down!
Sarah: Go get some Kenshawn!

Example 2:
Shawn: Why doesn't anything ever go my way?
Samantha: It's probably because of Kenshawn.
Kenshawn by SexyMexi420 December 20, 2016

keshawna 

Someone who is loud
Doesn't care about what others think
Although her feelings get hurt at moments
She stays to herself if she wants to be alone she is a crazy goofy person
She wants her way and not others she'll say whats on her mind in a quick second she'll say she doesn't like someone just as fast
I just want to be keshawna today
keshawna by I'm idgaf June 8, 2014

Kernhawg 

The act of flatuating while passing a person or group of people so that they may smell the the gaseous expulsion moments later.
Verb; Did you smell that, I believe he just kernhawged the entire row of people.

noun; Wow what a Kernhawg...he just farted when he walked past us.
Kernhawg by Urban Dictionary February 28, 2006

Keyshawn 

Your loving BFF and will spam you with many texts and doesnt like to be mistreated and ignores people on the phone sometimes because whos knows what. Keyshawn is a caring person who cares more about the other person when actually that person cares about Keyshawn more than he does. EVERYONE loves Key .Too smart for a freshman is king at fortnite. BFF Key will have many interests as you do too. Keyshawn is your true friend.
keyshawn
Keyshawn by enojadiabla June 6, 2018