Brian is going to kershaw today because he is bored. Chris is kershawing again today because he has been sitting at his desk for longer than 20 minutes.
by jb50740 April 16, 2010

Rhyming Slang for Poor.
by Mr Uncoooool December 15, 2008

by WHAT!!! March 27, 2007

To pull out of a female, blow load in left hand, and throw cum at a high velocity on a woman's chest.
by Sugar Ray October 01, 2014

to 'kershaw' someone is to become consumed by a blind fit of rage, as if a red mist has descended over the attacker's eyes, resulting in swinging fists, angry snarls and busted lips. The attackers are often unaware of the fact that they have 'kershawed' someone, in a jekyll and hyde-esque fashion.
Oh my gosh, did you hear that Laura Noble totally Kershawed Andy last night? His lip is completely bust and she claims she has no recollection of hitting him.
by PixiePumpkin September 02, 2012

by Xopher October 10, 2014

When you get absolutely obliterated whilst out clubbing, pass out in the club toilets and wake up in hospital.
by Sambesam June 01, 2017
