A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriendsmultiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.
(adj.) The quickly growing term used to describe one's feeling of deep philosophicalintelligence while very under the influence of drugs, mainly weed and hallucinates. Only appropriate when at the climax of one's high.
Dude, life's just a brick door that we allow the world to close, but its' like, we can open it, ya know? Dude I am sooo kabootled right now.