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A common name for the French figure skater Brian Joubert
Did you see Jewbear at the Olympics?

Yeah, he skated badly but OMG DAT ASS
Jewbear by derangedsoviet March 16, 2010
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jewbeque 

A barbeque in which Jewish people gather to eat Kosher food. Foods include Hebrew National hot dogs and 100% kosher beef hamburgers. Money is thrown around as well.
Hey you guys going to the jewbeque? All the shiksas will be there.

After shule lets hit the jewbeque.

Mortaki missed the jewbeque. What a schlimazel!!!
jewbeque by mdj9908 September 3, 2010

Jewesque 

Someone that is not of the Jewish faith but in his mannerisms displays certain Jewish characteristics, or a man who has recently gone under the circumcision knife for reasons other than faith.
"Wow, Craig is looking a lot more Jewish recently"
"Yeah, he just got circumcised"
"Ah, so he's now Jewesque"
Jewesque by Uchiha December 10, 2007
One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.
"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"

"Um, I'll need some gas money"

"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"
Jewbert by Charter Smith May 21, 2006
The nickname of your favorite fluffy Jew.
Usually has long hair and likes to give hugs.
Usually a guy.
Jake: "Joshua is Jewish and likes hugs."

Mike: "Yeah, he's our Jewbear!"
Jewbear by Nazigirl667 February 8, 2012