illogical

Not possible; unlikely; very rare.

"DUDE! I CAME TO THE YEAR 3000!!"
"Yo. That's illogical. I can't have it."

illogical by xxbnmmnbxx November 17, 2007

id-iology 

Idiology is that perfect balance between idiocy and ideology for which people will blindly vote for. They will vote for people who are even mass murderers (as an example) and defend their vote, simply because they are running under a particular party that the voter is registered for.

John: I can't believe that Charles Manson and Ted Bundy have just been elected President and Vice President of the United States of America.
Jane: I am shocked myself. Isn't Ted Bundy dead?
John: Is he? All I know is that my neighbor voted for them. He expresses his id-iology so well.
Jane: Agreed! He should be so proud of his idiological behavior!!!

id-iology by Oscart Mattball October 14, 2016

id-iology 

Ideology based upon the id part of the subconscious.
A specific type of hedonism.

'id-iology' is the title of the independent film from Black Barn Productions Ltd. about a dominatrix, an obsessive and a masochist.

It focusses on shallow relationships and idealistic lifestyles based on nothing but gratification and the pursuit of pleasure (the 'id').

Don't you see that without love, affection, or anything more than some kind of id-iology, your life will remain shallow and meaningless.

id-iology by LdNecromone February 25, 2011

bio-illogical clock 

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."

bio-illogical clock by geek.neo March 5, 2010

Illogical

Something or someone incapable of applying or void of logic.

All Boomers are illogical with regards to the environment

Illogical by 456a13 November 11, 2019

illogicate 

to make someone smarter by means of severe beatings with textbooks

americans should use this method to educate their dumbass bomb making, gun toting, wife beating children

illogicate by Ninjalo March 24, 2004

bio-illogical clock 

The unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of spawning parasitical offspring.

As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.

bio-illogical clock by Onyx Lioness June 28, 2010