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Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

Hunching 

Sex without penetrating one's partner. Usually the same as groping.
"Ooo, I'm going to tell ma that you two are back here hunching!"
Hunching by Mackendeez January 17, 2021

Hutchins 

The most badass motherfucker on the face of the planet. He's so fucking awesome, Chuck Norris bows down to him. A master with any weapon and a champion at slaying vag, a Hutchins can drink more alcohol than John Belushi cracked out on cocaine.
Dude, did you see that guy just fuck those three bitches while killing a terrorist? He's a Hutchins......
Hutchins by themookieeye November 21, 2010

Hotching 

Something or someone you are disgusted by.
"that girl is absolutley hotching" Said Gorley
"this burger tastes hotching."
"she is a hotcher!"
Hotching by cinimonsheep March 11, 2011

Hatching a plan 

Defined in the TV series, The A-Team. The act of sitting down, pondering and planing how to achieve something.
I'm hatching a plan of how to fullfil my goals.
Hatching a plan by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020

Snail Hatching

Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.
Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.
Snail Hatching by Shuksan Chan August 30, 2019