A person from the country of Well Hunglandia, a small sovereign state in
Central Europe with a population of 2000. The capital, Gillicksville, is known for its numerous examples of fine Asbestos Nouveau
architecture, a style derived from the structural
possibilities of this material. Most people are very unwell, gout, syphilis and the clap proliferating. This phenomena has been put down to the jaw-dropping quantities of the sex every capable adult indulges in. The diseases are worn like badges of honour, dignitaries heralded for there complete moral looseness.
They also make nice cheese.
'I am Well Hung, are you Welsh?'
'Yes. boyo. How did you guess?'
'You were attempting to steal my watch and you are
virtually unrecognisable as a
human being through that thick mat of
black hair.'
'I see.'