Louisiana Hotplate 

Essentially the same as a cleveland steamer but with an added layer of protection: a layer of Saran wrap. It is the sexual act in which a person craps on another person's chest and sits down and rocks back and forth on the turd. Makes cleanup a breeze too.

After watching a special on dateline, Jane became so worried about std's that we had to sub-in a Louisiana Hotplate instead of the usual cleveland steamer

Louisiana Hotplate by Holloway11b June 24, 2010

Cincinnati Hotplate 

Akin to the "Cleveland Steamer" a Cincinnati Hotplate is when one person lays under a glass table while another person straddles the table and defecates on the table, giving the "receiver" the fecalphiliac thrill without the mess.

See also "Stallone"

"Sylvester Stallone was a big fan of the ol' Cincinnati Hotplate. He'd pay big bucks to have hookers drop a deuce on the table while he spanked one out to it. Sick!"

Cincinnati Hotplate by 0110100101010010101 August 6, 2009

Cinncinati Hotplate

The act of a women pressing her tits together and the male proceeds to sits on her face and "reverse titty fuck" her all the while her nose is in your corn hole.

Bob: I'm horny but youre bleeding down there.......

Samantha: Well..... I'm in the mood for a refreshingly zesty Cinncinati Hotplate

Bob: Good thing i had chipotle!

Cinncinati Hotplate by Enamil May 1, 2010

vegetarian hotplate 

when you place saran wrap over your partner's face, and deficate on their face. The end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess!

Frank "How's the wife, Bob?"

Bob "Happy."

Frank "Why's that?"

Bob "gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!"

vegetarian hotplate by lemonpartynars! October 13, 2007

Honalulu Hotplate 

The Honolulu Hotplate is like a cleveland steamer but it requires the recipient to put saran wrap over their face and the giver to eat some type of tropical meal the evening before hand. Instead of the feces being shat onto the users chest, the giver defecates onto the saran wrap in order for the recipient to enjoy the sensation of hot tropical poo but without the unfortunate mess. Its also used as a facial treatment in some remote areas around the world.

Last weekend, I was at a jack shack and enjoyed a Honalulu Hotplate.

Honalulu Hotplate by Jesse Brede August 19, 2008

chicago hotplate

while your partner is lying flat on their back, cover their face in siran wrap, poking out breathing holes, and proceed to shit on their face

This kid Kevin Murphy had another dude pull a chicago hotplate on him.

chicago hotplate by ganjaface February 20, 2004

Mexican Hotplate 

When you take a hot pepper, rub it all over your lips... Then proceed to go down on your woman....

Pre-requisite of being 65 years old plus. When younger than that, it's called being an asshole and is only performed in secrecy without the woman's knowledge.

Old woman: "I just love it when you kiss me 'down there'. You're like an arist with your tongue."

Old Man: "pass me one o' them hot peppers"

There's a Mexican Hotplate

Mexican Hotplate by Don M December 24, 2008