Definitions by lemonpartynars!

vegetarian hotplate 

when you place saran wrap over your partner's face, and deficate on their face. The end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess!

Frank "How's the wife, Bob?"

Bob "Happy."

Frank "Why's that?"

Bob "gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!"

vegetarian hotplate by lemonpartynars! October 13, 2007