hose 

To suck the semen out of the penis after a hand job. Usually done by the "Ho"est of girls.

Yo. You have to hose him so you don't make a mess. And if the hose fails and you do make a mess you can just shower together.

hose by Loves2HoseTW October 7, 2007

hose 

penis, schwang, male genitalia.... you get the idea cockfuck.

Blow my hose bizzle.

hose by Squiggle wiggle December 20, 2002

hose 

To abusively consume something.

Dude, you can't run a gay porn site on soda; that would totally hose all our net.

hose by Philip Edward Nunez November 16, 2006

hose 

to ejaculate on a woman during a sexual encounter

I completely hosed all over that bitch last night!!

hose by jake. October 22, 2007

hose 

To steal something of someone else's.


See also : Jack

Did you hose my nappy weave?

hose by James November 27, 2003

hose 

Plural version of a Ho. The only thing hose are good for is as punching, they suck at everything else.

Terry: Yo, look at those hose! Thats some good booty.
Chad: Bruh hose are crap, only good for some Punch-Out.

hose by ltotheando November 16, 2020

Hose 

When someone tried to spell José on their child's birth certificate but are illiterate.

Hey, what did you name your kid?

Hose

Spelt like José.

No. Like Hose.

Hose by Coggy8 October 6, 2022