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Hired Geek 

An intellectual for hire for their creative or innovative talent. It was frequently used by Hunter S. Thompson, who used the phrase when describing himself or other journalists.
Any intellectual filling a creative position can be a hired geek.
Hired Geek by bigfatdeal August 23, 2010

hired goon 

A person employed hired by a client to operate as a third party as a way to indirectly perform criminal acts such as theft, murder, extortion and intimidation.

Referenced in several episodes of The Simpsons, the hired goon is large and intimidating, but often lacks wit and intelligence.
"I prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons" - Mr. Burns ,'Last Exit to Springfield' (1993)
hired goon by Senpai Andre April 7, 2016

hired guns 

Attractive young women hired to work at an establishment based solely on their sex appeal. Examples of hired guns are pretty girls that work as bartenders in upscale bars, clubs and lounges. Hired guns can also be strippers or sexy young ladies that work in mens clothing stores or waitresses in restaurants. Hired guns are good at getting men to spend absurd amounts of money by simply flirting with them. It can be particularly difficult to pick up a girl that is working as a hired gun because these chicks get hit on by men on a regular basis at their jobs. Also, many hired guns are just doing their job by flirting with men and are not trying to get picked up anyway. Many of these girls may be stuck up from constant sexual advances. Many businesses, like the restaurant Hooters, are based entirely upon the employment of hired guns. As the saying goes, "sex sells".
Me: "I spent $300 at the club last night, at the bar alone, because there was this bad ass light-skin black chick with triple D titties and a fat ass working behind the bar. I though to myself "Oh my god...That's my wife!" So I kept on going going back to the bar to buy drinks from her the whole night. She was all smiling at me alot. After about five Hennessy's and Cokes ,I gushed and whispered in her ear that I thought she was beautiful. Soon enough she told me she had a boyfriend. I'm a fucking dumbass."

Friend: "You gotta have some serious game to pull one of those bitches. She's one of them hired guns. "

Hired guns 

It’s when a company has to hire a couple pigeons because they can’t get good help
Why do we have to go with hired guns
Hired guns by Workforce November 12, 2019

hired gun 

Hired Gun is a freelancer, usually a freelance writer.
I'd rather write for myself, but my work as a hired gun pays the rent.
hired gun by HoneyB September 3, 2006
a person that removes any identifying things (i.e. hair, eyebrows, etc.) and kills for money. assassin. can be hired by gangs, mobs or the government.
He was a hired 67 assassin. He worked for the government.
Hired 67 by raeraerocky February 29, 2012