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hiberbate 

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.
as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."
hiberbate by downbeat March 14, 2004
Related Words

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments
Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

Masturbation hibernation 

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.
John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.
Masturbation hibernation by Darkhg November 28, 2009

hibergayting 

When a dude has some gay tendencies that seems noticeable but he insists he's straight.
Bryan is friends with so many chicks, huh?!?. He must be hibergayting, bro.
hibergayting by Vincentq21 December 2, 2016

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period
Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

HIBERVEGETATE 

HIBERVEGETATE: A hybrid mix of hibernating & vegetating or "vegging out".

To just stay at home or in one's room & do little to hardly any activity at all. Could include watching TV, DVDs, video games or even the internet.

Usually only done by one person, but may also be done by 2 or more in a group as well.
*EXAMPLE 1*
Mother to Son: "OH.. so you're done with dinner & everything?"
Son: "Yeah, I am."
Mother: "Ok, so I guess your'e going to your room to hibervegetate now?"
Son: "Yeah"

*EXAMPLE 2*
I was hibervegetating in my room when I decided to add this word to 'UrbanDictionary.com'.
HIBERVEGETATE by Drayke August 22, 2009