Fneeeben Heimer 

1.a more sophisticated name for an asshole.

2.a burnt biscuit with peanut butter on it.

3.a tiny dead horse.

1. "Shut up you stupid Fneeeben Heimer!"

2. "I had a Fneeeben Heimer for breakfast."

3. "Look at that poor Fneeeben Heimer. How tragic."

Fneeeben Heimer by The Sexy Word Maniac February 18, 2009

Alts-heimer's 

The loss of an item due to being unable to remember which character it was stored on.

Billy was going to give me his Magical staff of fire last night but he got a stroke of Alts-heimer's and can't remember where it is.

Alts-heimer's by Acidictadpole March 6, 2009

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit 

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

HiMERU 

Character from the franchise Ensemble Stars!! The definition of sexy

-by HiMERU himself

- Have you saw that the 5* is HiMERU
- Yeah, I did, they are very sexy

HiMERU by HiMERU June 8, 2021

crazy heifer 

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.

"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."

crazy heifer by SMONSTER October 1, 2012

heinerscheid 

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process

Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers

heinerscheid by TylerGi April 19, 2023

Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis

"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."

Heifer Snack by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018