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headache booty 

When a woman with a gargantuan hiny sits on your face and gives you a headache from the sheer mass of the ass, it can be said that the woman has a "headache booty"
Man: Dude Alexis and I did some freaky shit last night, I found out she's got a headache booty
Friend: That's just wrong man.

Animus Headache

The headache following playing a video game for a long amount of time. This originates from the game Assassin's Creed II in which the main character is put into a machine called the Animus which allows him to relive the memories of ancestors and towards the end of the game, experiences some side effects such as headaches and hallucinations.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go to a party tonight
Guy 2: Sorry dude, i just spent 8 hours straight playing MW2 and have the worst animus headache.

High-Gloss Headache 

The headache that results when you use spray paint in an improperly ventilated area.
Guy: "I jus finished spray painting the wheels on my Galant. My head's throbbing though."

Other Guy: "Looks like you got the high-gloss headache dude."

Guy: "I know, totally worth it though."
High-Gloss Headache by B:A:B March 14, 2011

A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.
The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

Trump Headache 

A severe, disabling headache caused by listening to the racist, xenophobia, nonsensical propaganda that comes from Donald Trump's mouth. Often accompanied by nausea, vomiting, photophobia and visual disturbances.
"I had to call in to work again. That dickhead was at it again. I got a terrible Trump Headache."
Trump Headache by IsIt2020yet? January 31, 2017

Dead Headache 

A term used to express a head or neck injury that causes the person to either die or be knocked unconscious.
Dude that guy that crashed going the Slope totally got a dead headache.
Dead Headache by Schmalls September 9, 2019