The Hawes Effect 

When person(s) begin working in a neighborhood or populated area, the surrounding residents will come outside, and begin to look busy, such as mowing the lawn, or fixing the door frame that your wife has complained about for months now.

This typically occurs in persons past the age of 40.

Everyone just decided now would be a good time to mow the lawn?

Yeah, that’s The Hawes Effect dude.

The Hawes Effect by User76239 October 20, 2021

Hawet 

A term used to describe someone that is a habitual liar and always has a conniving smile on his or her face.

He acted like a hawet when he talking to his friends all the time, so they never believed him.

Hawet by vlps5122 October 1, 2009

hawesome 

Used whenever Sacramento Kings player Spencer Hawes does something awesome.

*Spencer Hawes goes for a slam dunk*
"That was HAWESOME!"

hawesome by Wolfay March 8, 2009

hawesome 

(adj) a combination of "haha" and "awesome" to describe something so funny you can't get out two words separate words.

girl: "i'm on the bus and there's a woman talking like she inhaled an entire balloon. children talk in a lower pitch than her."

friend: "hawesome"

hawesome by BDestroya April 27, 2010

Hawespiper 

One who works his way up to a Licensed Officer's position in either the deck or engine departments of the Merchant Marine after starting from the very bottom as either a Wiper or Ordinary Seaman. This is most commonly seen on tugs and barges nowadays, since the USCG decided that suddenly experienced sailors are too stupid to advance to these positions on deep sea vessels without college degrees.

Climbing the ranks is referred to as 'climbing up the hawsepipe.' A man or woman who achieved this feat is respectfully called a hawser, or hawsepiper.

Captain Johnson is a hawespiper. He started as an Ordinary Seaman at age 18 and eventually worked his way up to become an officer.

Hawespiper by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007

university of haweeland 

a magical college where all the cool haris, hareenas, and harinis go.

Me: Mommy, once I grow up i'm gonna go to the university of haweeland!!!
Mommy: I don't think there is such a college...
Me: Oh come on mommy!!!You gotta use your imagination....
Mommy: Well, are you sure this college will have roti and dahl?
Me: Oh my god.....I didn't think about that.....

university of haweeland by wordmaker2005 February 27, 2005

Hawera 

Hawera is a town full of druggies and gang members. Highest crime rate in the who of new zealand. Do NOT live in hawera highest teen pregnancy rate ever and a huge probability of being stabbed or murdered or injected with illegal drugs.

Oi do live in hawera you live you must be a druggie

Hawera by andioooooooop November 9, 2019