hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

hardwood floors by Anonymous December 20, 2002

hardwood hill 

a stairs, a device with steps used for going up

Johnny climbed the hardwood hill to go to his bedroom.

hardwood hill by Hooodooo February 2, 2010

Hardwood Basement Cult

A group of guys being guys in this one discord server, fools being fools. Named after a basement that was indeed made kf hardwood. Pretty epic.

I visited the Hardwood Basement Cult to see whats new

Hardwood Basement Cult by Trainguy43 April 20, 2020

Hardwood Flooring 

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

Hardwood Flooring by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020

Hardwood Floors

When a girl shaves her pubic area

"Hey, I was sitting next to Samaira in class. She let me put my hand down her pants, and she has hardwood floors!"

Hardwood Floors by anonymous198765 May 4, 2010

Hardwood Boyz

For starters, they are the most badass group of young men ever to bless a tenant with their presence. They live on Hardwood Ln and have the hardest wood to offer at all times during the day. They are run by a man whose alter ego is a dog who enjoys tasty snacks more than anything else in the world, even ass. Don't let this furries fetish distract you from the fact that you won't find a better house of people in the College Station/ Bryan area.

Damn, those Hardwood Boyz have the hardest wood I've ever seen!

Hardwood Boyz by HardwoodHaver3 November 25, 2019

Hardwood Floor 

A common mistake among homeowners. These types of floors look pretty, but that's their only benefit. They're freezing cold in the winter, impossible to keep clean, and develop squeaks. They also reflect sound whereas carpet absorbs sound. Carpet is also warmer in the winter, and more comfortable.

Damn these hardwood floors; I spent 20 minutes on them with a dust mop, and I still see dust bunnies, not to mention stains, and there's new squeaky spots. Next house I get will be all carpet.

Hardwood Floor by Hawks.Fan.12 May 27, 2019