Halp

Halp is a term used when a man brags he can suck his own dick. Halp is also used in primedice.com among a small crowd that has a circle suck off competition for attention.

"Halp guys"
"halpppppppppppppppppppppppppp"
"OMG HALP"

by CaptHowdy919 April 11, 2017

Halp

Halp is the intentional misspelling of the word help. Halp is usually used as a trap in order to catch gay boys.

Sarah: Ugh! I hate this class! Send halp!
Mark Infante: help*

by Not a Liar March 13, 2015

Halp

Means you wanna say help, but you'rean idiot and spell tihngs wrong.

Person 1 :Hey gurl i ned halp

Person 2: *girl *I *need *help

Person 2: smh

by Phantom Tollbooth2003 November 29, 2018

Halp

When you miss spell the word help

random person 1: HALP
random person 2: do you mean help?
random person 1: yes dumbass :/

by asshole <3 July 30, 2021

halp

The incorrect spelling of help, used in a comical manner. Typically used when someone doesn’t need help, but spells it as such for the sole purpose of letting others know real assistance is unneeded.

1: Halp, I’m drowning!
2: Hey, you’re swimming just fine!
3: We know, captain obvious!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Halp

The sound in which your mouth makes when you eat something with liquid such as a bowl of cereal

This morning when dad ate cereal I heard him halp every time he took a bite.

by MXAndrew41 April 2, 2022

halp

only cool kids say this

halp me, i'm too cool

by anonymous May 8, 2023