guacamole 

any amount of fecal matter in a vagina.

i told Jessica not to whipe back to front, now she's got guacamole all over her taco.

guacamole by Matthew April 21, 2005

Guacamole 

Made from avacado

There is a new chip flavor for this crap now

What the hell?

Guacamole by LarstaiT November 4, 2003

guacamole 

a code word for a woman's monthly 'special time'; normally used around the male species

Girl #1: hey gurl, guacamole!
Boy #1: huh? what r u girls talking about?
Gurl #2: o u wouldn't know cus ur a dude
Boy #2: u guys are lame
Girl #1: i like flowers, wait i hate them. unicorns r cool. not even! lameness!
Boy #2: Wat r u talking about?
Girl #1: shut up! leave me alone!

guacamole by t dino October 12, 2010

Guacamole 

Green slimy substance

Holy guacamole

Guacamole by Sara hjdksidjshs March 5, 2018

Guacamole 

To get head between 11:00 pm and 3:00 am

Sean: Where are you going?
Owen: Oh just going to get some guacamole
Sean:Ok

Guacamole by Ho Li Fuk July 22, 2018

Guacamole 

used to describe mold or fungus down under

"I was gonna go down on him but he's got guacamole in his drawers"

Guacamole by jai November 8, 2003

Guacamole 

When your gf farts on your dick

last night my girlfriend guacamoled

Guacamole by asapsketch February 6, 2019