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groin cleavage 

The gap on each side of a fit man's six pack abs and his pants.
That Brad Pitt sure has some fine groin cleavage in Fight Club.
groin cleavage by Rex Roddy March 23, 2009

groin-grabbingly good 

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.
Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!
groin-grabbingly good by jazzriff October 14, 2005

Groin Goblin

A groin goblin is a slang term used to describe ones genitals.
Guy 1: Hey, did you like the green goblin in that film the other day?
Guy 2: No, but I got a really itchy groin goblin in those bad cinema seats.
Groin Goblin by aiiskoplusaiist August 18, 2010

Groin Dangling 

The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.
Bob: How did the meeting go?
Jim: Oh the usual. Andy was groin dangling again!

groin attack 

physically hitting the testicles in hand to hand combat, bullying, or a practical joke on people.
The kid was weaker than the bully he was fighting, so with all his strength, he KICKED the bully's ass by kicking him in the nuts! Such as great groin attack!

Kid: YEAH!!!
Bully: OWWWW!!!!!
groin attack by cool91a May 28, 2014

Groin Ache 

The aching pain you get in your stomach (closer to your groin), as the result of being attacked in the groin.
Guy 1:Dude what's wrong?
Guy 2:Guy 3 kicked me in the balls, now I got some bad groin ache.
Guy 3:*Laughs.*
Groin Ache by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009