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Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.
"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption
To be gooched is to be unsuspectingly prodded in the derrière with an object by someone walking behind you.
Aw man! I just got gooched!
Gooched by KessBlack March 18, 2011
means cool/really good or cushdy
word invented by robert shierby
that car is gooched man
gooched by john moss May 27, 2004
(verb or adjective)- the act of skeeting on a woman's face, thus claiming her as your own. Literally refers to the act of skeeting, but can be used in claiming a Woman.
She totally got gotched! That ho is gotched mofucker.
gotched by Jesus Deeran July 26, 2008
The act of hitting, touching, poking, ect. of the female lower regions.
"Dude, that guy just gooched me with his lacrosse stick!"

"I just wanna gooch you with my fist!"
gooched by SamanthaIrene January 21, 2009

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.
"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption