Gnarlette 

This is the female ('human') version of 'gnarly'. A pathetic girl whom is physically dirty/greasy. She can be a TRY HARD whom pretends a lot. Also tends to be ignorant to the fact they are in all ways - repulsive. Other describing words would include fake, poser, annoying, lazy and filthy.

She wears the same clothes in every picture, she is definitely a Gnarlette. YUCK!

Gnarlette by realeh January 25, 2015

gnarliest friend

This is the friend in ones group who is the most extreme and willing to shed all dignity in order to gain laughs from any given audience. He may be a little racist and if multiple people chant his name, he will get naked and do the mangina while raising his hands as if he just stuck a landing in an Olympic gymnastics competition.

Henwood is my gnarliest friend.

gnarliest friend by Rightcheek June 5, 2011

Gnarletron 

Badass shit

Ahh thats Gnarletron

Gnarletron by Neutrino May 1, 2003

gnarled penis 

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.

(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"

gnarled penis by jayfinator December 15, 2011

gnarls barkley 

The duo of the soulful, southern legend Cee-Lo, and the lucrative and jazzy production credited to Danger Mouse. This group is huuuuuuuuuuggggggge in the UK, and they make great music.

the other day i was listening to Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy", and it's been the only thing i listen to in my ipod for 1 month straight.

gnarls barkley by baracudablack April 22, 2006

Gnarliside 

Gnarliside means that something is just SOOO gnarly that it can kill yourself.

A Conversion of Gnarly And Suicide

Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear about that guy that killed himself after bungee jumping out of a plane?

Guy 2: O, yea, i did. He made it OK, but it was so gnarly that he killed himself

Guy 1: Yea, he just committed Gnarliside!!

Gnarliside by Gnarlisideguy June 30, 2009

Gnarls Gnarlington 

Some mythical guy Charlie Sheen refers to when attempting to approvingly describe someone. Probable reference to the word "gnarly" ("balls out danger" sense).

"Todd Zeile is a Gnarls Gnarlington," Sheen said not long after ranting about people who wished they were him for eternity (Dr. Drew and Nancy Grace apparently on that list) and people he wished he was for ten minutes (Colin Farrell, Sean Penn).

Gnarls Gnarlington by sterculus March 26, 2011