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u wnt sum fuk? 

U WNT SUM FUK?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?

fuk me up 

when something is so outstanding e.g food that you wish for it to fuck you up
fuk me up by smcf March 24, 2017

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk? 

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??
From the mosquito family, is an insect that lies to fit into the crowd. Often known to lose their virginity at 12 and hang around hippopotamus .
hey Fukui herd you lost virginity at 12 ya fucking cunt
hey how's moto moto Fukui
Fukui go buzz somewhere else
Fukui by smailliw nehs May 14, 2020

Fukushima Release Valve 

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.
A website with random amusing images. The reason you are up late, the reason you didn't study for the exam, and the reason your girlfriend got bored and just got dressed again.
(7:31pm)
You: Hahaha, oh wow.
(7:32)
You: I feel bad for laughing at that. I'll look at a few more to feel better.
(11:17pm)
You: Just a few more...
(6:57am)
Dad: Son? Wake up, it's- IS THAT A PORNOGRAPHIC .GIF?
You: No, dad, it's just fukung, I'm not-
Dad: Hey, nice rack on that one. Good job, son!
fukung by Peshka April 8, 2010