Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck

Give a fuckness by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012

The Fuckness 

Something that is too awesome too ever be decribed.

Yo dude, check out that Car. It's The Fuckness.

The Fuckness by I GOT THIS SHIT November 10, 2009

Lazy Fuckness 

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

Lazy Fuckness by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010

Big Ball Of Fuckness

Said by Snooki of the Jersey Shore. Often describing a big situation. This is a cripture on the metaphorical GTL Bible practiced by the evergrowing religon called Snookism.

Big ball of fuckness. Just a BIG ball of fuckness.

Big Ball Of Fuckness by Snookism August 29, 2010

What-The-Fuckness 

A feeling, or moment, of extreme awe, disbelief, shock, and/or randomness.
Could be used as an Adjective or a noun.

1. Being so shocked your mind is just thinking "What the fuck".
2. Not believing that you have actually done something that is this amazing and/or someone else did.
3.Blank mind.
4. Something happenes very very very unexpectedly that leaves a lingering presence of "What-The-Fuckness"

What-The-Fuckness by AnimeanomalyandTabbs May 26, 2010

what the fuckness 

a term used to describe the what the fuckocity of a situation!

The "What the fuckness" in her eyes was priceless when she saw four midgets fucking a cow who was fellating a U.S. senator.

what the fuckness by Vincent Patrick February 25, 2008

Fat fuckness 

To be so fat that it’s fucked

I worked the fat fuckness out of me today

Fat fuckness by Calamari sauce August 5, 2020