dirty fruitbowl 

When you tuck your balls between your legs and have to bend over and have shit on your balls..

I kept myself safe in prison with my dirty fruitbowl

dirty fruitbowl by BatmanNU August 17, 2016

Friday Night Fruitbowl 

Some stupid game that a bunch of cockatoos play daily. It's like we're supposed to tolerate your game, when we can't even do it. Also, NinjaMuffin is racist too. It's a virus that's killing the interwebs.

Jack: Hey I like Friday Night Fruitbowl!
Black: You like Friday Night Pooptickler!
Sack: Is that so?
Fack: Of course!

Friday Night Fruitbowl by Senator Foreskin February 17, 2023

banging the fruit bowl 

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.

Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.

banging the fruit bowl by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013

FruitBowling 

To establish one's moral superiority on social justice issues by tucking one's penis and testicles behind the legs and presenting your backside to the world while wiggling and proclaiming "Fruit Bowl".

Synonymous with "virtue signaling".

First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.

Did you hear Stephen proclaiming how much he hates Nazis? He is FruitBowling so hard!

FruitBowling by Puke & the Gang August 27, 2017

pressed fruit bowl 

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').

When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.

pressed fruit bowl by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Pressed Fruit-bowl

V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.

N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."

Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.

Pressed Fruit-bowl by Vagimuff April 3, 2009

Fruitbomb 

Fruitbomb. A wine that is loaded with explosive fruit on the palate and nose. A fruit-forward wine that gives the sensory experience of consuming powerful fruit.

This Cabernet Sauvignon is a real fruitbomb.

Wow, taste this wine, it's a fruitbomb!

Fruitbomb by Doctor Fruitbomb July 4, 2009